{"id":1040,"date":"2025-03-03T16:37:53","date_gmt":"2025-03-03T15:37:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/protestantsdanslaville.org\/wordpress\/?p=1040"},"modified":"2025-03-03T16:37:53","modified_gmt":"2025-03-03T15:37:53","slug":"donald-trump-ses-prochains-decrets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/protestantsdanslaville.org\/wordpress\/donald-trump-ses-prochains-decrets\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald Trump\u00a0: Ses prochains d\u00e9crets"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>David Caviglioli<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Plaisanterie publi\u00e9e dans le <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nouvelobs.com\">NouvelObs<\/a> du 27.2.2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>28 f\u00e9vrier<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret licenciant tous les fonctionnaires dont les noms commencent par les lettres A \u00e0 L.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>1<sup>er<\/sup>&nbsp;mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret supprimant toutes les agences gouvernementales g\u00e9n\u00e9ralement appr\u00e9ci\u00e9es par les gens de gauche.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>2 mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret donnant aux tweets d&rsquo;Elon Musk une valeur sup\u00e9rieure \u00e0 la loi dans l&rsquo;ordre juridique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>3 mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret nommant \u00e0 la t\u00eate de la CIA un youtubeur d&rsquo;extr\u00eame droite dont la devise est&nbsp;\u00ab&nbsp;Fuck The CIA&nbsp;\u00bb.&nbsp;D\u00e9cret nommant \u00e0 la t\u00eate du Pentagone un pr\u00e9sentateur de podcasts d&rsquo;extr\u00eame droite portant un tee-shirt sur lequel est \u00e9crit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00ab&nbsp;DESTROY THE PENTAGON&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>4 mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret licenciant tous les fonctionnaires qui voient une robe bleue et non une robe blanche.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>5 mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret annexant l&rsquo;Espagne, le Chili, l&rsquo;Indon\u00e9sie, la Nouvelle\u00ad Z\u00e9lande, ainsi qu&rsquo;un cinqui\u00e8me&nbsp;pays qui sera tir\u00e9 au sort au dernier moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>6&nbsp;<\/strong><strong>mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret suspendant toute aide militaire \u00e0 l&rsquo;Ukraine \u00e0 moins que Donald Trump ne change d&rsquo;avis subitement, sans trop d&rsquo;explications, probablement parce qu&rsquo;il aura eu une conversation sympa avec un Ukrainien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>7&nbsp;<\/strong><strong>mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret garantissant la souverainet\u00e9 de l&rsquo;Ukraine, en \u00e9change du renoncement \u00e9ternel par l&rsquo;Ukraine \u00e0 exercer cette souverainet\u00e9 de quelque mani\u00e8re que ce soit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>8&nbsp;<\/strong><strong>mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret ordonnant le d\u00e9m\u00e9nagement joyeux des Palestiniens vers leurs nouvelles maisons merveilleuses dans de nouvelles villes formidables.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>9&nbsp;<\/strong><strong>mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret renommant Gaza \u00ab&nbsp;Mar\u00adA-Gaza&nbsp;\u00bb et reconnaissant officiellement la Palestine en tant que\u00ab&nbsp;super projet immobilier&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>10&nbsp;<\/strong><strong>mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret renommant l&rsquo;oc\u00e9an Pacifique \u00ab&nbsp;Ocean of America&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret renommant l&rsquo;oc\u00e9an \u00ab&nbsp;Atlantique Ocean of America&nbsp;2&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret renommant la Terre \u00ab&nbsp;Planet of America&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret renommant tous les pays du monde \u00ab&nbsp;Other country n\u00b0&nbsp;\u00bb, suivi de leur rang dans le classement alphab\u00e9tique des pays.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>11&nbsp;<\/strong><strong>mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret licenciant tous les fonctionnaires qui n&rsquo;ont pas encore \u00e9t\u00e9 licenci\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>12&nbsp;<\/strong><strong>mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret obligeant l&rsquo;Arcom \u00e0 r\u00e9autoriser C8.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>13&nbsp;<\/strong><strong>mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret d\u00e9clarant la guerre \u00e0 la Norv\u00e8ge en vue de la conqu\u00eate militaire du Groenland.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>14&nbsp;<\/strong><strong>mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret pr\u00e9cisant qu&rsquo;il fallait \u00e9videmment lire \u00ab&nbsp;Danemark&nbsp;\u00bb, et non \u00ab&nbsp;Norv\u00e8ge&nbsp;\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>15&nbsp;<\/strong><strong>mars<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">D\u00e9cret d\u00e9cidant que, pour plus de simplicit\u00e9, devant la difficult\u00e9 qu&rsquo;a Donald Trump \u00e0 distinguer le Danemark de 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